Somebody in your group chat is already ordering the latte. This shirt is for the one who isn't. The Pumpkin Spice Free Zone tee puts a crooked rubber stamp badge on the left chest, FREE ZONE in big collegiate block letters, PUMPKIN SPICE curved over the top, EST. FALL 26 along the bottom, all in cream and burgundy on heavy cotton. It's the companion piece to the Fall SZN varsity tee, same 1990s athletic department look, same worn-in stamp texture. Black makes the cream jump. Sand lets the burgundy ring do the talking. Forest green and dark chocolate put it in full fall mode without a single leaf on the shirt. The left chest print keeps it low key, so it works at the tailgate, at the office on a Friday, or under an open flannel when the 904 finally cools off. People will read it up close and laugh. That's the point. Essential Divine Apparel is Black-owned and veteran-owned out of Jacksonville. The same stamp also comes in gold and olive and in cream and terracotta.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean